I’m not joking! Apple has recently released a document that reminds developers of the rules and guidelines with regards to apps in the App Store.
Feast your eyes on this. It’s a good read!
My favourites from the document are as follows:
“We don’t need any more Fart apps.”
“If you run to the press and trash us, it never helps.”
“If it sounds like we’re control freaks, well, maybe it’s because we’re so committed to our users and making sure they have a quality experience with our products. Just like almost [!!] all of you are too.
The document then goes on to list every single rule of the app development.
So, if you’re looking into making an app anytime soon – remember Apple said this: “If your App looks like it was cobbled together in a few days, or you’re trying to get your first practice App into the store to impress your friends, please brace yourself for rejection. We have lots of serious developers who don’t want their quality Apps to be surrounded by amateur hour.”